She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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