So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
