So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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