guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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