So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We need to rekindle our bromance
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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