Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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