And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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