i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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