Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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