Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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