Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
