I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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