What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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