discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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