well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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