when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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