Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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