I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
