i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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