Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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