Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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