Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How external is "for external use only"?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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