One girl and one boy is just not enough.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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