Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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