dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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