I just made out with a guy for $7.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You ate ashes out of my bong
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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