this boner is exhausting
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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