I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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