i jhust puked up my retainher.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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