Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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