I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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