the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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