Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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