Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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