if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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