Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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