i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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