Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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