we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
