My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't want my vagina anymore.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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