they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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