talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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