I'm really into asian looking animals
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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