Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
