i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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