Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
3 2 1 whiskey
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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