I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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