no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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