She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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