i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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