why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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